Kurt loved ad libbing favorite lines in appropriate situations…
“Who died and put you in charge?” Captain Bipto
“Thats a lot of nuts!” ? Kung Pao
“Badgers?! Badgers?! We don’t need no stinking badgers!” UHF
Also UHF:
“Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can keep your red snapper…[Hiro-San emerges, carrying a table with a box]…or you can go for what’s in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now!!! What’s it gonna be? [Phyllis Weaver decides between the Red Snapper and the box. The audience points to the box] Phyllis Weaver: I’ll take the box. The box! [the audience applauds] Kuni: You took the box! Let’s see what’s in the box! [Hiro-san opens the box, and the audience gasps: the box is completely empty!] Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!
“Only when its funny!” (Roger Rabbit)
(Spaceballs:)
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.